Anyone want to rec me some fics?

and by fic I mean smut

• Spitfire
• Lutecest (where they aren’t ACTUALLY twins)
• BatCat
• Dr/River

1. Giancarlo Volpe
2. Joss Whedon
3. RJ Haddy (I’VE MET HIM. I KEPT IT TOGETHER.)
4. Quinten Tarantino
5. Jason Spisak
6. Greg Weisman
7. Brandon Vietti
8. Christopher Nolan
9. Alfred Hitchcock
10. Martin Scorsese

I know Joker got his face cut off, I don’t know how that happened, I know that Harley went  even more insane and is now out of commission, and I know that there were some scary ass covers with everybat hyped up on smileX.

Please. I don’t get it.

highaltitudedreams:

one-lemon-half-orange:

Batman - Death Of The Family

(again)

The top one of Damian reminds me of Tim in Return of the Joker

and then I want to cry forever

Fuck, the Tim one reminds me of Tim in Return of the Joker.

That being said, the Jason and Babs ones are creepy AF.

(Source: darth-father)

sixsmokeparadox:

“You could have gone anywhere you wanted to, run away somewhere… but you came back here.”

“So did you…”

“Well, then I guess we’re both suckers”

And then the entire movie theater cheered.

(Source: )

I’m sad.

I’m sad because I’ve been let down.

I just don’t know what to think about DC now. I loved DC. I wrote a term paper on them and got a 100. I was proud of how well my favorite comic book company was doing, but now I’m not sure.

Believe me, I will always be loyal to Batman. But that is as far as my loyalty goes. If I had to buy stock in something, I’d buy stock in Rocksteady or Turner to support Batman, but I won’t give money to DC.

They have eliminated several of my favorite characters, mamed others, and turned still others into the complete opposite of what they were created to be.

The first blow had to be Frank Miller. Everyone has probably seen my numerous posts about how Frank Miller is a mysogenistic ass what can’t understand that female characters are not walking sex toys. Selina Kyle is one of the most inspiring and uplifting characters I’ve read, no thanks to Miller and his ilk.

Second was benching Wally. It lessens the pain that Wally is in Young Justice but look at how many people love Wally and want him back! If they had reintroduced Wally earlier in their new 52 run, they would exponentially increased their buyers, but now? There are so many angry people that are boycotting the company that even if they reintroduce the missing characters, they won’t do well.

Third is Barbara Gordon. Yes, she’s a badass. Yes, she’s sexy. No, she is not the only female in the Batverse. No, you can’t just pull her out of a wheel chair that she’s been in for the better part of 30 years. The writers of the comic need to put themselves in the shoes of their readers. Say you were a girl who was paralyzed. You read comics and you find this awesome, sexy, wonderful, amazing badass in a wheelchair that kicks twelve different kinds of ass. You read her stories for a bit, then boom! She’s out of the wheel chair and she’s a noob. What would that do to your self esteem?

I now feel like I’m losing whenever I have a Marvel v. DC argument. It sucks to feel like I’m losing all of the time. I sucks to KNOW that I’m losing. Some reboots of continuity are good, but this… This was unnecessary and unprecedented. I’m still waiting to wake up from this nightmare.

dcu:

Hi, can we talk about how bad the text on this teaser looks?

‘Cause it’s pretty bad.

This looks cool. But they seriously could have had a creepier font.

thedoctorcomestocall:

Here is some photos of Matt Smith being really normal.

WHO LET MATT SMITH BE BRUCE WAYNE. I WANT NAMES.

kaz can be babs

and river can be selina

and rory will be dick

and that makes mickey damien

and jack tim

and rose is stephanie

ten is tim, not jack.

jack is ollie

guh

what am I doing with my life. 

My friend and I do a vlog as Harley Quinn and Poison Ivy.

She’s spending the next two days at my house, and we would like questions, challenges, the like.

Anything will do, it doesn’t have to be batman related.

It would be great if we could have some questions, challenges, and the like so we could make an awesome vlog.

Previous vlog, filmed on my crappy webcam: Harl and Red; why we’re doing this

Hush, little baby, don’t say a word, Mama’s gonna kill you the whole damn world.
And if the world comes back some day, Mama’s gonna make you a bat puree.
And if the Batman lives to fight, Mama’s gonna kill you a bird alright.
And if that Robin learns to fly, Mama’s gonna make sure the cat will die.
And if that cat goes and gets run over, Mama’s gonna give the Batman closure.
And if the Batman is ok, Mama’s gonna get the birds to sing.
And if the birds don’t sing their song, Mama’s gonna ravage town all night long.
And if Gotham city don’t fall right down, well you’ll still be the sweetest baby in town.